Donald Trump Had Some Opinions On His One-Year-Old Daughter's Tits, Because Obviously

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Ew. Ew. Ew! Why do we warm up food and then look at Twitter? So, that new "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah decided to do a happy nice time segment about how the one position Donald J. Trump has never flip-flopped on is that women are gross pig sex objects. And ooh, Trevor The Squirrel found a NUT, and proceeded to eat that nut in front of his entire live studio audience. In a 1994 episode of "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous," Trump and his then wife Marla Maples were talking about their AWWW SQUEEE SO CUTE one-year-old daughter Tiffany, and the following exchange ensued:

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