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future Mrs. TrumpsBarack Obama didBarack Obama's very favorite thing Saturday night, and that is "making fun of Donald Trump." Did Donald Trump get so frowny madface that he immediately started running for president afterward? Nah, not this time. But he did have some Thoughts, and they were pretty much the Thoughts you knew to expect.


What did Barack Obama say this time? And was he killing Osama Bin Laden at the very same time? Let's ask the Washington Post, because it looks like Dok Zoom did not transcribe the president's goodies, and I only started watching in time for the louche and sexy John Boehner to offer B. Barry Bamz a postcoital ciggy (and in time to weep for Poor Larry Wilmore, fuckin' OUCH):

Obama suggested that Trump's foreign policy experience was limited to his involvement with the Miss Universe pageant.

"In fairness, he has spent years meeting with leaders from around the world — Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina, Ms. Azerbaijan," the president said to a laughing audience on Saturday night.

That is pretty good, Prezzy O! And Donald Trump was like "that's right, all the world's most beautiful women are constantly trying to force me to cheat on my wife, look at me, I am not even mad and don't even have to call the president's wife a bonerkiller hag." That is pretty much what he said, except it came out like this:

Trump repeatedly said Monday that the president's comments about him were "fine," but he pushed back against the accusation that he doesn't work with world leaders or have foreign policy experience.

"I have tremendous experience dealing very successfully with other countries," Trump said when asked by CNN's Chris Cuomo how his experience compares with that of Clinton. "Hillary Clinton dealt with other countries, too. And one thing I give her credit for, she did a lot of traveling. But look at the results — Syria, Benghazi. Look at her results. All of those results are terrible. I've made a fortune going out of this country. I've made tremendous amounts of money dealing outside of this country."

He guesses the former secretary of state has some experience doing foreign policy -- murder, mostly, it is like she can't even stop herself -- but has she even once built a golf course in Scotland over the locals' objections or used Chinese slave labor (presumably) to make beautiful ties?

When Hillary Clinton can prove that she's taken just a few million dollars in seed money from her father, and only a $40 million inheritance, and managed to get beat by the idiots who invest in the index funds; done hundreds and hundreds of deals and multiple bankruptcies; been able to choose the queen of THE WHOLE UNIVERSE; and been the greatest ping-pong player, the most perfect kazoo champion, the best and tenderest lovemaker, a hell of an equestrian, pretty much as charitable and goodhearted as Jesus but also as manly as Putin, who is definitely not Jesus but he's cool too, then maybe she'll understand what it's like to be a winner like Mister Donald J. Trump, the greatest secretary of state the world has ever known.

(It's terrible. Can you imagine?)

[WaPo]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.


Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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