Hilariously egotistical ass Donald "I'm Donald Trump!" Trump, who thinks he is running for president, has run into a little problem. You see, he made some dumbass comments a while back about how he's the only "candidate" qualified to solve our immigration problem, by building a YOOOOOGE fence, because DONALD TRUMP IS THE BEST AT FENCES. Also, the Mexicans will have to pay for the fence, because "they have really ripped this country off." Donald Trump knows he can make them pay for it, because Donald Trump is the best at getting people to give him pesos. He doesn't hate Mexicans, though! It's just the way they come to America and act all Mexican-like, is all.

THEN Trump said in his announcement speech, about Mexicans, "They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists." He did allow for the fact that some Mexicans are "good people," but wouldn't you know it, the Mexican people are pissed right off! And now, he's facing consequences. The Spanish language network Univision broadcasts the Miss Universe pageant, except not anymore, because fuck YOU, Donald Trump:

Univision is canceling its telecast of the Miss USA pageant, an event partially owned by Donald Trump, to protest Trump's offensive remarks about Mexicans.

Furthermore, Univision says it is severing all other business ties to Trump.

Univision is the biggest Spanish-language broadcaster in the United States, so its decision is a blow to the Miss Universe Organization, a joint venture of Trump and Comcast's NBCUniversal division.

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So of course, Trump has to sue Univision, because you don't deflate his pride like that. Trump explained all this to Fox News windsock Gretchen Carlson, but first he had to tell her what A Idiot she is for thinking he's not a serious presidential candidate:

 Univision. I'm gonna have to sue Univision now. Because I speak negatively about trade with Mexico. And I love Mexico, I love the Mexican people, I love them, they're great people! But Mexico is just taking our negotiators to lunch, our president doesn't have a clue, they don't know what they're doing, and Mexico is making a fortune, and somebody has to bring it up. So Univision says, you gotta stop talking badly about Mexico, and again, I love Mexico, I love the people of Mexico.

Blah blah blah blah blah. For a reaction from people who actually DO love Mexico, we go now to Univision's actual statement:

"At Univision, we see first-hand the work ethic, love for family, strong religious values and the important role Mexican immigrants and Mexican-Americans have had and will continue to have in building the future of our country," the company said. "We will not be airing the Miss USA pageant on July 12 or working on any other projects tied to the Trump Organization."

In other words, fuck off, or however they say it in the Spanishes.

[CNN via JoeMyGod]

Evan Hurst

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