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Donald Trump Now Planning To Bury People In His Tacky Golf Course

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Why is Donald Trump in the news again? Wasn't hebanished for the rest of 2012? Guess not. Besides the dingle-dongle Endorse Newt vs. Endorse Mittens moment of this morning, vulgar hair-weave troglodyte Donald Trump is also planning to bury people in his tacky country club golf course graveyard in New Jersey. Give Trump some credit for trying to sell something most people who "lucked into money" in New Jersey desperately fear: being buried in a landfill by their mob boss.


It is environmentally despicable to be pumped full of poison chemicals and buried in some Costco casket with enough brass accents to be its own little Trump Tower, but if you're going to go that way because you're a sleazy old New Jersey country club mafioso, Trump's golf courses deserve to be dug up and filled with corpses. Better the Donald's acres of turf than some actual nice natural land, right?

The Associated Press reports:

They say you can't take it with you when you die, but that's not necessarily true for the wealthiest Americans — like Donald Trump.

He announced this week he is considering building a 1.5-acre cemetery next to his high-end golf course in Bedminster, where members pay a lifetime fee of as much as $300,000. If they want to stay beyond that, they most likely will pay a membership fee that includes burial.

When the next big earthquake strikes the East Coast, it will be funny when the embalmed oldsters pop out of the golf course and nobody can tell them apart from the golfers who are "still alive." [AP/SFGate]

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