Donald Trump Shares His Money Secret: You Gotta Be SMRT!

Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump excreted this little wisdom-nugget out onto the twittosphere this morning, sweeping away the old Horatio Alger myth and giving hope to millions who figure that they're easily as smart as Donald Trump. Smartass nitpickers might point out that "supercede" is a transitive verb, and needs an object here, but they are actually big dummies who will never be rich. Cynics might also point out that being a piss-stupid sociopath with good connections will usually get you a lot farther than brains.

Ah, but we find that we have fallen into Mr. Trump's little trap, oh yes we have! By criticizing the great man's great thoughts, we have simply proven what unworthly wokette skum we truly are:

Yes, Donald. Everyone wants to be you. Especially that loser attorney general who's investigating your "university" for fraud -- we all just covet your big greasy successful brain that managed to go bankrupt running a casino.


Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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