You wouldn't think a Democrat would have much chance of winning a Senate seat in Arkansas, one of the redder red states around, but with Donald Trump at the top of the ticket, there are a lot of red state Democrats feeling hopeful. One of them is Conner Eldridge, a former U.S. attorney for the state, who's hoping to bring down John Boozman, a first-term senator who ascended from the House in the teabagger wave of 2010. Eldridge won himself several metric fucktons of free media attention for a very slick ad he released this week tying Boozman to Trump, so we figured that's as good a reason as any to feature Arkansas this week in our countdown of Senate races. Take a look at this ad and imagine variations on it running in every state where a Democrat is trying to unseat a vulnerable Republican incumbent:

It hasn't aired as a paid ad anywhere in Arkansas yet, but it's been all over cable news, and rightwing Never-Trumper Erick Erickson wrote of it,

This is brutal. This is exactly what you can expect throughout the country in the general election. This is the ad for the Democratic challenger in Arkansas and provides a helpful roadmap to other Democrats on how they are going to take back the Senate.

For perhaps the first time ever, we hope Erick Erickson is exactly right.

First thing to get out of the way: Even though (like "John Boehner") it's more fun to pronounce Boozman the way it's spelled, it's actually pronounced like "Bozeman," the city in Montana. John Boozman isn't at the top of anyone's list of endangered Republican senators, but his campaign was considered weak enough that last November Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell gave Boozman a talking-to, warning him he'd better ramp up his fundraising -- at the time, Eldridge had actually been pulling in more contributions than Boozman, although as of January, the Republican money machine had turned things around, and Boozman's fundraising was roughly double Eldridge's. Boozman's major contributors are the usual collection of industrialists and keep-wages-low interests, including Walmart, Tyson Foods, and of course Koch industries.

And what a swell fellow he is! He's voted against renewing the Violence Against Women Act, against the repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell," and of course against ratifying a UN treaty on the rights of people with disabilities, probably because that would result in a loss of U.S. sovereignty and maybe blue-helmeted UN troops installing wheelchair ramps in your house whether you want them or not (we are extrapolating from standard wingnut rhetoric on that one). Not surprisingly, in 2013 he voted against Hurricane Sandy emergency aid, although when he was in the House, he was happy to vote for a bill to provide federal funds to help fix sewers in Arkansas. Man knows what a real emergency is. Also, an amusing side-story from Yr Wonkette archives: back in ancient history (2004), Boozman was surprised to learn the web domain "" had already been purchased by somebody who redirected it to a gay porn site (now defunct, alas. Of course we checked. Journalistic due diligence and all).

Not surprisingly, Boozman hates Obamacare and would rather replace its Medicaid expansion with block grants to the states, because "block grants to the states" are the automatic Republican answer for any federal program they'd like to kill. Also no surprise: He has an "A" rating from the anti-immigration group "NumbersUSA." Build that damn wall. He's one of the few Republican senators who has met with Barack Obama's Supreme Court nominee, Merrick Garland, although of course he'd never ever dream of allowing a confirmation vote. Even that was worrying enough to rightwingers that the Northwest Arkansas Democrat Gazette felt compelled to defend Boozman as merely being a polite gentleman, not about to give in to the liberal agenda.

Conner Eldridge seems like a nice enough guy (how's that for hard-hitting political analysis?); given the hoopla that one ad has generated, you have to filter out "Trump" to search out other information on him. There's his campaign page, of course, and also a nice recent interview on Arkansas State University's public radio station that we can't embed, the boogers. In the interview, he really sounds like a red-state Dem, stressing his ability to be independent, reach agreement across the partisan divide, and of course his tough-but-smart credentials as a prosecutor, which he'll use to "keep government accountable." He advocates for making high-speed internet available in rural areas, to promote jobs and the economy of course, not because he's a big government liberal -- he talks about cutting regulations that impede growth, but emphasizes regulations that encourage entrepreneurialism, not just slashing regulations because they're BAD. He supports Arkansas's expansion of Medicaid -- a hybrid program using Medicaid funds to help purchase private plans, and has made Boozman's over 50 votes to repeal Obamacare one of his main talking points, calling "any talk of repeal [of Obamacare] political demagoguery." He's also in favor of expanded agricultural trade with Cuba, which is nice. He's opposed to the TPP, and likes "Fair Trade" a whole lot. Dude knows he's running in Arkansas, so he carefully says he opposes federal funding for abortion but supports funding women's healthcare, which is code for "wouldn't slash Planned Parenthood."

Also, in one of those campaign stunts that seems endearingly goofy, he treated his family to a "Spring Break Road Trip" in which he traveled all over Arkansas with his wife and three sons, which sounds like loads of fun, according to his press release:

"Arkansas has a lot to offer the world: incredible natural beauty; a rich heritage; amazing museums, galleries and local artists; and, some of the most hospitable people and places around,” said Eldridge. “It’s why tourism is one of our state’s top industries, creating jobs and bringing important revenue to our communities and state. I want my three boys to enjoy everything our state has to offer, and I want to preserve and protect what makes Arkansas so special so their children can one day experience the same."

Also, the kids are pretty cute, and young enough that they probably didn't whine too much about having to go to the Ozark Folk Center instead of Disneyland.

Eldridge has enough of a plausible chance that the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee is throwing funding and an endorsement his way, which isn't true of every Dem in an overwhelmingly Republican-dominated state. He's also picked up an endorsement from End Citizens United, a PAC donating money to candidates pledging to curtail the influence of PACs.

All in all, Eldridge sounds like a very cautious red-state Democrat whose main appeal is that he's not the Republican incumbent, and considering that we're talking about Arkansas here, that's plenty. You know he wouldn't vote against VAWA, for godssake. Also, man, that's one good ad.

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[NYT / Deadspin / The Resurgent / Roll Call / TalkBusiness / CNN / Democrat-Gazette / KASU / Open Secrets]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.

Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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