This weekend, the Washington Post sexplained that the CIA believes Russia interfered in the US American election to help the very shiny Donald Trump. But Donald Trump is no dummy, and he's not having it!

Why indeed? Asked and answered, Mr. President-elect:

You can see how he wouldn't have remembered any of that happening: A) some old lady was talking and she's hardly a "10." He just heard Charlie Brown's teacher noises. B) he doesn't remember saying things he said when he just said them. C) he is probably disassociative and in a fugue state, it's the only explanation that makes any sense.


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