Donald Trump Wants To Know Why This Silly 'Russian Hacking' Wasn't Brought Up Before Election
This weekend, the Washington Post sexplained that the CIA believes Russia interfered in the US American election to help the very shiny Donald Trump. But Donald Trump is no dummy, and he's not having it!
Unless you catch "hackers" in the act, it is very hard to determine who was doing the hacking. Why wasn't this brought up before election?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2016
Why indeed? Asked and answered, Mr. President-elect:
You can see how he wouldn't have remembered any of that happening: A) some old lady was talking and she's hardly a "10." He just heard Charlie Brown's teacher noises. B) he doesn't remember saying things he said when he just said them. C) he is probably disassociative and in a fugue state, it's the only explanation that makes any sense.
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