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Donald Trump's Crappy 'Men's Fashion' Line Made In China, Of Course

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Did you know Donald "The Dildo" Trump also has a line of crappy men's accessories? Apparently true! And you would never ever see such things in real life unless you worked in accounting at some used car dealership in Ocean City, Maryland. But, if for some reason you know one of those CostCo shoppers who legitimately "looks up" to Donald Trump and buys those snake-oil books that never seem to mention how Trump was born rich andstill repeatedly went bankrupt and has the morals of an alley cat with none of the charm, then you will want to email this person's AOL account and let them know that Donald Trump's crappy neckties and etc. are all made in Communist China.


Donald Trump is so easily and constantly proven to be an actual bag of bullshit wearing an orange wig, we have a hard time thinking he's not in on the whole joke. Maybe it's really Andy Kaufman inside that bag of bullshit? Donald Trump claims he's going to DESTROY China's manufacturing industry somehow when he magically becomes president of a reality show, and of course he manufactures crap in China to sell to deluded Americans. Donald Trump claims he's running against an evil African, when Donald is running for nothing and in fact was a vocal supporter of Barack Obama's campaign and has pathetically been begging to build a free $100 million castle for Barack Obama and also pathetically begging to be made the "oil spill czar" or something, not even a year ago. Donald Trump says he's going to help the birther conspiracists with their racist Internet war, and then he actually destroys the whole birther movement in what, two weeks? That stuff could've gone on for another six years. (Instead, the birthers are now forced to make up far less convincing reasons why a nigra can't be president, such as "Harvard.")

But about these Donald Trump brand apparel items:

Donald Trump has emerged in recent years as the nation's foremost China basher, going after the Asian superpower for undervaluing its currency and for taking American manufacturing and jobs. So it's at least ironic -- and at most an example of gross hypocrisy -- that Trump's own line of men's wear, the Donald J. Trump Signature Collection, is manufactured in China.

Of course, not all this Jersey Shore: Boardroom mass-market Trump garbage is made in China. The rest is made in Mexico, by illegal aliens, and Bangladesh, by secret Muslims. [Salon War Room]

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