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Donatator: John Kerry Gets 'Til It Hurts

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Oh, the hilarity never stops. With just a few simple steps, you, too, can make it appear that people who would not normally support John Kerry actually do support John Kerry. We're dying. You know what would be really funny? If someone made a pledge page for Wonkette supporting John Kerry!


Oops! Someone did!

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Only we don't support John Kerry because of his enormous penis (though that's a good reason, too). We support John Kerry because he's so easy to buy off!

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