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Don't Cry for Me, Joe Trippi

According to Lisa DePaulo's GQ article now making the rounds, Joe Trippi pretty much got stabbed in the back by Howard Dean; he had a distant, disapproving father; and he's way into Kevin Costner movies. Any one of those things would make us cry. But it makes Trippi cry a lot:


· On the 300-mile drive between New York and Burlington, "[e]very twenty minutes or so, he gets a little misty." (For the word-problem impaired, that's 15 total.)

· Discussing For Love of the Game, "He gets choked up."

· Upon viewing a crowd of 5,000 supporters, "For a second, his eyes mist up again."

· Giving the campaign workers a pep talk in New York: "'Remember, no matter what happens, he says, 'nobody can ever take this away from you.' He chokes up."

· In Iowa, upon the news that the caucuses are not going well, "He starts to tear up."

That's nineteen times. We're getting choked up just thinking about it.

Joe Trippi's Wild Ride [GQ]

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Blanket Disclaimer: Spitting on anybody is dead wrong. Even if it's a Trump.

Still, Eric Trump got to eat a tiny slice of the shit pie women, minorities, poors, disabled, and all of the other people who are deemed "takers" or who come from "shithole countries" experience at some point in their lives: He got spit on. By a woman, according to Breitbart (no link), because we are evil. Woe unto the wealthy white man! Wealthy white men are some of the most abused and marginalized people in the Universe, according to wealthy white men, and Eric Trump is no exception. Please cry for wealthy white men, ok you can stop now. Another group of Americans that are constantly abused, marginalized, and even denied their rights by the very same type of wealthy men that spawn such men as Eric Trump, are called "women." And apparently we are mean as fuck now.

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Well folks, we think we have a geopolitical relations first for an American president. We might need to consult with Doris Kearns Goodwin or Kevin Kruse, but we cannot recall a time one of America's purported enemies OR friends has called the president of the United States "retarded" or anything along those lines. We remember leaders hating American presidents. We remember them recoiling like UGH GET OFF ME when an American president tried to give them a friendly sensual love massage during the G8. We remember them literally attacking our democratic elections in order to prevent the inaugurations of potential presidents they despise and fear. But we don't remember anything like this.

President Hassan Rouhani of Iran, commenting on Donald Trump after the Trump administration threw some new sanctions at Iran on Monday:

Iran warned Tuesday that new U.S. sanctions targeting its supreme leader and other top officials meant "closing the doors of diplomacy" between Tehran and Washington amid heightened tensions, even as President Hassan Rouhani derided the White House as being "afflicted by mental retardation."

Here is the full quote, in case you were wondering if something was lost in translation, like that time Vladimir Putin called Trump "brilliant" and Trump was so excited he left a ring of orange jizz around the bathtub, but what Putin actually said in Russian more accurately translates as "colorful" or "shiny." There's no confusion here:

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