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Don't Know How To Say This, But Donald Trump Really Sucks At Speaking English

Fuckin' A It's Not That Hard!

Define "civil."


It's the end of the day, so it's time for a game of Words With Donald! It's like Words With Friends, except you can just play random strings of letters if you want and still beat the president EVERY TIME because 1) Donald Trump is bad at the English language and 2) refer to number one!

Trump spoke to reporters today, and was asked if he should be more "civil." Let's go ahead and look at the dictionary to see what "civil" means so we can see if Trump's answer makes sense. We're going to be focusing on the second definition:

This was his answer:

Well I think the press makes me more uncivil than I am! You know, people don't understand, I went to an Ivy League college, I was a very nice student, I did very well, I'm a very intelligent person ...

Nope! Donald Trump has failed at basic English again, and also at basic facts.

Even if he was confusing "civil" with "civilized," that doesn't make sense, because none of those things have anything to do with him being "civilized." Also, Trump is not "civilized" either.

And if we may quibble with what he said, aside from how it has nothing to do with the word "civil," Trump is actually one of Wharton's biggest embarrassments.

And not to shit on Wharton, which is a fine place ... but it's kind of a "lesser Ivy," compared to where Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama earned multiple degrees. (Trump just has a Bachelor of DERP DERP DERP.)

In conclusion, Donald Trump is full of shit again.

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