Downtrodden Texans Brace For Next Horror

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Yay it's your weekly CNN headline funny! Pack up all your worldly belongings, board up the windows, and kiss your nice pets goodbye forever. Hurricane Ike sucked, but it's nothing compared to this fearsome "Bush," which destroys literally everything it touches. [CNN]

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