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Dr. Laura's Cretin Son Having Fun Torturing People In Afghanistan

So like the Roman Empire fell away, Let me tell you we are going the same way - WonketteWhen the bombs finally start falling on Washington and every other city in the United States, here is one of the 300 million reasons:


The soldier son of talk radio relationship counselor Laura Schlessinger is under investigation for a graphic personal Web page that one Army official has called "repulsive." The MySpace page, publicly available until Friday when it disappeared from the Internet, included cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestation; photographs of soldiers with guns in their mouths; a photograph of a bound and blindfolded detainee captioned "My Sweet Little Habib"; accounts of illicit drug use; and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities and racial epithets.
More precious freedoms, after the jump.

We're delighted to learn that the current crop of screaming idiots on talk radio are producing a more action-oriented spawn who are now bringing their special American Values(tm) directly to other countries. Yelling on the radio about killing all the A-rabs is one thing; actually raping and torturing and murdering "foreigners," in their own countries while directly employed by the American military, is surely the New Freedom.

Dr. Laura's psychotic 21-year-old son -- one of the U.S. Army's fresh new faces -- claimed on the MySpace page that his "job" was "running around this horrid place doing nasty things to people that deserve it . . . and some that don't."

The illustrations include one of a man forcing a child to suck his dick, at knifepoint and in front of the child's terrified mother. In another, "a top-hatted man laughs as he rapes a bound and bleeding woman in front of her family."

Dr. Laura has been curiously silent about her son's bravery.

Propaganda agents at the Pentagon offered a hilarious response: TERRISTS DONE IT.

Army spokesman Robert Tallman told the Salt Lake Tribune "it may be possible that our enemies are actually behind this."

The MySpace page was also covered in photographs of Dr. Laura's boy and his Army buddies, a dozen of whom linked back to his page on their own MySpace pages, where there were also pictures of Dr. Laura's charming boy, in uniform, in Afghanistan.

"Our enemies are adaptive, technologically sophisticated, and truly understand the importance of the information battlespace," said Army spokesman Tallman, apparently without laughing.

Schlessinger's superiors in Afghanistan apparently are slightly more aware of reality. A base e-mail from public affairs said officers were trying to figure out "how the site is being administered and if we can shut it down."

The 82nd Airborne Division in Afghanistan shuttered the pages on Friday. The Pentagon managed to immediately cleanse all evidence of the MySpace pages, including whatever copies and cached versions were kept by Google and the Internet Archive.

Dr. Laura son linked to lurid Web page [Salt Lake Tribune]

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DHS photo (Every damn ICE pic looks like this)

Donald Trump's immigration goon squads were all set to start mass arrests and deportations of families in multiple cities Sunday, but before the raids started, he tweeted Saturday that he'd decided to delay the operation by two weeks -- to allow Democrats a chance to join Republicans in trashing US asylum law. Trump took a phone call Friday evening from Nancy Pelosi urging him to hold off on the raids, although it's also possible that internal disagreements about the operation at the Department of Homeland Security may have been part of the reason for the delay, too. In the meantime, Trump gets to terrify undocumented families some more and rant about deporting "millions," although the planned operation was actually targeted only at a couple thousand people who have already received deportation orders.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement had been gearing up to start raids in 10 US cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, and Baltimore, to show how tough America is, and never mind that the sweeps would certainly have led to more family separations, as ICE scooped up at least some undocumented parents of children born in the US. The news also comes while the media is reporting filthy, inhuman conditions at the border camps where newly arrested immigrants, including babies, are being packed in, leading to plenty of awkward questions about why the government suddenly wants to arrest more people in the interior of the country? (Hint: President Eichmann just announced his reelection bid.)

The Great Deporter announced the delay of the operation Saturday by Twitter, as if that were normal, then followed up with more bluster Sunday.

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Kamala Harris was holding it down at the South Carolina Democratic Convention this weekend, and she wasn't just there to kick it at Clyburn's Fish Fry, hang out with Berndog Sanders, and just look extra good. No. She fucking running for President, and she's actually got a chance, unlike the many Mayo Casserole Men who keep jumping into the damn race. Why did they jump in after Kamala and Elizabeth Warren, the only people who are even running, clearly said, "We got it from here, boys"? Not sure, but regardless, it was unnecessary. Doesn't matter anyway because who is gonna remember Dadface McDorksky when Kamala is turning it the fuck out with speeches indicting Trump?

Do you believe in America? Kamala Harris believes in America, and her Saturday speech calls out for justice, and righteousness; where Barack Obama struck hopeful, dulcet, aspirational tones, Harris strikes sharp chords of urgency. To say that she read Trump the riot act would be, and is, an understatement; what she did here raised a crucial reality that some Dems refuse to see. Trump MUST be prosecuted. The Democratic nominee will wear many hats, and one of the most important of those hats is that of a prosecutor. There is a case to be made against Donald J. Trump, hell, there are so many cases, and as far as Harris is concerned, who better to make that case, but a COP? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kamala Harris at the South Carolina Democratic Convention June, 22 2019 youtu.be

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