DRINKING ON THE JOB: A WONKETTE VIDEO INVESTIGATION
First subject: Senator Conrad "Knee-Walking Drunk" Burns (R-MT), seen above struggling valiantly against the sandman. Burns, famous for his hatred of firefighters and himself, should frankly be lauded for just falling asleep during this (frankly boring-sounding) hearing and not, say, unleashing a string of expletives or insulting a veteran.
After the jump, a man who makes our worst hangovers look like an ice cream headache. And who's also in charge of the largest military in the world.
Raw Story brings us this video of President Bush responding to yesterday's ruling that his beloved NSA warrantless wiretapping project was a little bit illegal. But RS seem to be trying to focus on the actual words the President used, as if they had any significance or were strung together in a way that gave the seemingly random noises he was making meaning in conventional spoken English. Go ahead. Watch the clip. See if he's communicating anything beyond exhaustion and nausea. Dude didn't just VIDEO: Bush Condemns Judge's Ruling Against NSA Wiretap Program [Raw Story]