Two people who will never, ever, ever carry the south. (Photo credit: Fox News Sunday/Freddie Lee)

Condoleezza Rice and Howard Dean "met" for the "first time" at the Fox News Studios yesterday (scare quotes because we know they've appeared on the same Sunday show before -- the one-year Iraq anniversary Meet the Press, for example -- and the green room couldn't have been that crowded), and demonstrated a handshake technique that will be matched in awkwardness only on the day when we meet future Senator Katherine Harris.

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