DRUDGE FLASH! Set sirens on stun! Call Lucianne! Pump up that typeface as far the font will go! Why? Because, ladies and gentleman:

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CAMPAIGN ADS TESTED WITH BRAIN SENSORS

Here we were thinking you found out how effective campaign ads were by whom people voted for. Internet gossip sites, we understand, are still using the old "throw it against the wall and see what sticks" method.

CAMPAIGN ADS TESTED WITH BRAIN SENSORS [DRUDGE REPORT]