Drunken Idiot Crook Nevada Guv Now Popular As Bush!
Jim Gibbons has made it big: The Nevada governor got a whole news-feature about him in the New York Times!
What attracted the big city paper's attention? Well, it turns out Gibbons has an impressive approval rating of 28% after just five months on the job. It took George W. Bush five years to hit 28%.
According to the Times, Gibbons is unpopular because he's a violently stupid paranoid red-faced drunken criminal buffoon hypocrite who assaults waitresses when they won't help him commit adultery.