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We know everyone is shocked -- SHOCKED -- that a conservative christian reality teevee star thinks that gays are super-icky because who would want buttsechs in the bumbum when the sweet sweet vajayjay is RIGHT THERE for the taking?!? In fact, we know many women who completely agree that the vajayjay is, indeed, rather awesome.

While we have already covered the incoherent ramblings of Quitter Princess Palin, there has been a flood, a deluge if you will, of right wing asshats who have been desperately trying to curry favor with 2016 primary voters protect the free speech of bigots everywhere. Where, oh where, to begin?

First, there was Mr. Duck's home state Governor, Bobby Jindal, the second-worstest Indian-American governor in the country. Despite the racially insensitive nature of the remarks, Jindal decided that 2016 ambitions were more important than calling out racism/bigotry:

“Phil Robertson and his family are great citizens of the State of Louisiana. The politically correct crowd is tolerant of all viewpoints, except those they disagree with... In fact, I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended "

Hahahahaha, good joke there, future Also-Ran. Has no one explained that the Constitutional Amendments apply to government censoring free speech, and that private corportation-people are allowed to air WHATEVER THE FUCK they want? Phil Robertson can say whatever he pleases, but A&E is under no Constitutional mandate to air viewpoints they disagree with.

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Corey Stewart, the Minnesota transplant to Virginia who's made protecting "Confederate Heritage" a top issue in his campaign for the US Senate, accused a nosy New York Times reporter of breaking into the apartment of one of his aides. It's a terrific accusation, because while there's no evidence at all and the story makes no damn sense, that doesn't matter at all to people who'd vote for Corey Stewart. They already hate the evil media and know those nasty reporters are capable of all the depravity in the world.

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Hey, remember that hilarious time when Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy got caught on tape joking that LOL, Donald Trump and Congressman Dana Rohrabacher were totally on Putin's payroll? WaPo got the goods:

"There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump," McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording of the June 15, 2016 exchange, which was listened to and verified by The Washington Post.

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is a Californian Republican known in Congress as a fervent defender of Putin and Russia.House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.) immediately interjected, stopping the conversation from further exploring McCarthy's assertion, and swore the Republicans present to secrecy.

It's funny 'cause it's true! ALLEGEDLY. Earlier this month, Congressman Lubyanka Rohrabacher told Fox reporter Elex Michaelson that DNC hack was obviously an inside job.

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