Dude, I Got So Shitfaced at the Iran Party
* ABC hired some gays for the purposes of newsmaking; Ed Murrow would be so proud! [Michelle Malkin]
* Terrorists are funding Hillary's campaign of Anti-American vagina-based terror-coddling. [WorldNet Daily]
* Contempt for Miers and Bolton comes pretty naturally, really. [Carpetbagger Report]
* Duke Cunningham's briber was convicted of all 13 counts today. [Left Coaster]
* Iran celebrated the National Day of Struggle Against Global Arrogance yesterday, and we wonder how they view their progress on that front. [Headline Junky]
* What's got two thumbs and thinks Pakistani tyranny should be funded by the American taxpayer? [Reality-Based Community]
* Kentucky, a traditional bastion of petuli-smelling child-molesting gay-marriage lovers, is getting ready to overwhelmingly elect a Democrat to the Senate. [Political Wire]