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Dumb Sarah Palin's Fake Book Has A Due Date

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American Face of Evil, Sarah Palin, has"written her book." It is a whole 400 pages of book! The first 399 pages are simply her smearing baby poop over blank pages. It smells to high heaven! The title is... wait a second, we're just getting our cyanide pill ready here, for when the post is over, because that's what we're going to do, take a cyanide pill... Going Rogue: An American Life.


For you IDIOTS who don't remember, the term "going rogue" is a reference some advisor used to describe Palin's behavior during the end of the 2008 campaign, when she disregarded everything the McCain campaign told her to do and helped seal her ticket's loss, so that she could "advance" her own career. It was her finest political achievement. Well either that, or the time she quit her one political job because it was too hard. (No, "Mayor of Wasilla" does not count. Signing off on building permits for new Taco Bell/KFC's along the scenic mountain-backdroppde waterfront does not count.)

What else...

NEW YORK — Sarah Palin has finished her memoir just four months after the book deal was announced. Her publisher says the release date has been moved up from the spring to Nov. 17.

Harper publisher Jonathan Burnham says the former Alaska governor invested herself deeply and passionately in the project. He says the book contains fascinating detail.

Harper publisher Jonathan Burnham should eat a bag of lightly-salted poison rat dicks. That is what he should do. The book is SMEARED POOP. How can we make this any clearer? We cannot. It is poop.

Sarah Palin Memoir "Going Rogue" Due November 17 [AP]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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