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Oh, dear God, bless poor Mike Pence's heart. We've told you before that he is a very stupid man, and he's gone and revealed it again. You know what he really doesn't like? NAME-CALLERS. And you know who called names this week? Donald Trump President Obama.

He told this to wingnut Hugh Hewitt in an interview. It started with Hewitt teeing up the question:

President Obama two nights ago called Donald Trump a demagogue after citing fascism, implying that he’s a fascist demagogue. Hillary Clinton said last night I’m the only one is actually code for breaking with American tradition. You have been with him. And Bret Stephens of the Wall Street Journal said he’s a Mussolini in the making.

And so on. Hewitt wants to know, how does all that make Mike Pence FEEL, in his feelings hole, when people say mean words about his thin-skinned daddy? After saying some horseshit about how Trump is actually very smart -- by Pence's definition, which is questionable -- he said what really chaps his ass:

I don’t think name calling has any place in public life, and I thought that was unfortunate that the president of the United States would use a term like that, let alone laced into a sentence like that. But I just don’t see it. I see, I think what I have found in Donald Trump is this is a man of enormous accomplishment ...

Obama is the REAL name-caller. This is the running mate of overcooked juvenile delinquent Donald Trump, who practically EXISTS to call people names. He has pathetic names for Hillary Clinton, he calls Mexicans rapists, he calls Megyn Kelly a Wherever-Bleeder ... basically, if Trump's appleheaded vagina mouth is open, in that weird shape it makes when he talks, he is name-calling. Yet it is the president who is bad, in Mike Pence's estimation, because he called Trump a "demagogue."

To be fair, maybe Pence doesn't know what "demagogue" means, and assumes it's some sort of schoolyard insult. Pence is, again, a remarkably stupid human-like appendage of a man.

And no, Wonkette is not hypocritical for calling Trump and Pence names and then making fun of Pence for whining about it. We are SUPPOSED to call people names and say dick jokes, because it is our job. They are trying to get elected as the leaders of America. Some might say that's a distinction without a difference, but those people would be A Idiots.

[Hugh Hewitt show via Politico]

Evan Hurst

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