Dutch Embrace Hot Body-Scanning Technology For Foiling Terrorism
Remember those sexy body-scanners that were going to rape you with their robot eyes and steal your civil liberties? Well, the scanners have come to the Netherlands, so now pervy Dutch security officials will have ample opportunity to look at your junk before allowing you onto an airplane headed to the US.
Now that one (1) failed Nigerian terrorist was proven to have breached lax Dutch security, terrorists will flock to this land of pornography and tulips in the hopes of "hitting the big time." Ergo, all US-bound passengers flying out of Dutch airports will be scanned, so that security officials can see who's smuggling a bomb in their colostomy bag. Forewarned is forearmed!