Earthquake Had So Much Fun In D.C., It Came Back For Another 4.5 Shake


Yet another D.C. earthquake! Again centered in Virginia under Eric Cantor's nuclear dildo factory or whatever!

DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN. We have to go to bed, and do not care about 4.5 aftershocks, but perhaps things are actually far worse, and in that case you must Share Your Stories so we can heal, together. Like this.


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