Edwards Already Won & Lost In Nevada

News


As this picture I took in the Cashman Center parking lot reveals, John Edwards has been elected President of Large Letters. Nobody has letters anywhere near this big. Sadly, he will not be President of the Country or even President of Las Vegas, so he's bailing Nevada on Friday -- just before the Saturday caucus. Hey, they are serving crappy sandwiches in the filing room! Everybody is now literally running across this massive warehouse to get to the catering table. This is basically the main exercise most journalists get during a day on the Campaign Trail. (Other than furiously masturbating to pictures of Al Gore, I mean.)

Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc