Election Recycling: They're Like Dogs Edition

i_think_its_supposed_to_be_let_freedom_ring_but_whatever Bush: "We pledged to end a dangerous regime, to free the oppressed and to restore sovereignty. We have kept our word." [WP and USAT]

Bush's approval rating at 42 percent, a new low, according to NYT/CBS poll. 57 percent say the country is headed in the wrong direction; 60 percent disapprove of Iraq policy, say war was not worth it. Forty percent have no opinion of Kerry, but most of those who do think he panders. [NYT]

Bush's support dependent on success in Iraq; Rumsfeld compares insurgency to Tet offensive, argues insurgents want to win the media war. What could go wrong after the transfer? "Allawi could get killed. That would be disastrous," says senior offical. [NYT]

Kerry calls for "real support -- not resolutions, not words" for Iraq, complains of Bush's states of repair and disrepair. [WP and NYT and LAT]

Schwarzenegger, McCain, Cheney, Zell Miller to have prime-time slots at GOP convention; Pataki to introduce Bush; at the DNC, Clinton opens. [WP and NYT and LAT]

Black Democrats warn Kerry not to take them for granted; complain about his pale-faced campaign. [WP]

Kerry seeks support of business executives, touts approval of Iacocca, Buffett, Jobs. [WSJ]

Milbank says by discrediting its own memos and reports, it's "the administration vs. the administration." [WP]

Romney fills in for Kerry at Boston gathering. [NYT and WT and BG]

Kerry collects over $1 million at Baltimore fundrasier. [USAT]

Jason Miner, head of DNC oppo-research: "There's an arrogance to [the administration] that suggests they believe they should not be accountable." Shows great respect for employees: "They're like dogs -- they'll bite anyone, you just have to point them in the right direction." [WP][AFP/HO/Eric Draper]

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS ... quite likely to land on her feet. But for today, the New York Times reports Dana Loesch is out of a job, the latest casualty in the war between the NRA and its longtime advertising company Ackerman McQueen. But every cloud has a silver bullet lining, since Dana will have more free time now to spend on her favorite hobby. We can't wait to see which cartoon character she photoshops Klan hoods onto next. Maybe she'll branch out and start putting Nazi armbands onto Buzz Lightyear. Oh, we would be so triggered!

As one of the most visible characters on NRATV with literal hundreds of viewers for each of her fascist rants, Dana Loesch was a tireless advocate for the gunhumpers lobby, always ready to call out "tragedy dry-humping whores," threatening to "fist" or perhaps "fisk" the New York Times, and expressing her hope that the Mueller Report would die in an "AIDS fire."

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