Eliot Spitzer To Buy All Land, In Washington
Watch out America, because Eliot Spitzer isbuying LAND, LAND we tell you! LAND! In Washington D.C., right near where he banged the gal that time in the hotel thing.
His first big real estate purchase -- this is his new thing, "real estate," a former American industry (right word?) that died in 2007 or so -- was a $180 million glass-windowed fucktower at 1615 L St. NW, a block or so away from the Mayflower hotel, where he had sex with Kristen Dupre or whatever. Next he will buy your home, which... well that's really great! It's hard to sell property these days.