Elon Musk, Space Trash Cowboy
Silicon Valley's most arrogant asswipe is not a baby, he just pays people to wipe his ass.
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! Elon Musk has been wronged! Newspapers, throw away your front pages! TV talking heads, scrap your A and B bloc! Someone change the tickers in Times Square!
BREAKING NEWS: MAN CALLS ELON MUSK AN ASSHOLE!
When Vern Unsworth, the British cave explorer who helped rescue the trapped Thai soccer team, told CNN that Musk's mini-sub was a "PR Stunt" that had "absolutely no chance of working," he clearly wounded Musk's delicate constitution. But then Unsworth had to go a step further and tell Musk to "stick his submarine where it hurts."
Musk responded like a fucking adult by Tweeting that he never saw Unsworth when he flew to Thailand to personally deliver his mini-sub last week, adding, "Sorry Pedo guy, you really did ask for it."
"Pedo" -- short for "pedophile" -- seems a bit harsh and also a tiny bit libelous. This caused the Twitterverse to lose their minds and criticize Musk for being an asshole (again). Since Elon Musk is a gazillionaire with tons of free tweetin' time on his hands, he responded to his critics by doubling-down, "Bet ya a signed dollar it's true."
It's gonna cost a helluva lot more than a dollar if it isn't bro $TSLA pic.twitter.com/0x2N3pohu2
— TeslaCharts (@TeslaCharts) July 15, 2018
Musk later deleted the tweets and retreated to the relative safety of his secret moon base. Unsworth is now threatening to sue Musk, telling a Australian news outlet, "This is not finished. I think people realize what sort of guy he is."
The whole ordeal started started when Musk posted an unnecessarily dramatic video of a small submarine built out of a fuel pod used in one of the Space X rockets. The idea of stuffing a child in a tiny metal tube sounded amazing to fanboys, but a number of people immediately wondered if the hastily assembled claustrophobia simulator was ambi-turner.
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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 8, 2018
Maybe Musk is just butthurt over all that money he was caught donating to Republican pacs? Maybe he's just venting after the NLRB said Musk violated labor laws when he discouraged Tesla workers from unionizing? Maybe we should change those front pages once again!
BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK STILL A BIG ASSHOLE.
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Elon Musk, Space Trash Cowboy
I give credit to Musk for trying to help. He also sent Boring Company specialists to Thailand to confer with authorities on tunneling possibilities. I follow him on Twitter and he sometimes says dumb things (Don't we all?).
You can be 95% good guy and 5% arsehole. But sometimes the arsehole wins.