Embedded Journalist Connie Schultz Weasels Out Of Breitbart Wannabe’s Sneaky Gotcha! Question

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Syndicated columnist and Elite Media Figure Connie Schultz presents us with an object lesson in how to cleverly avoid answering pointed questions from citizen-journalists who tell you that they have the goods on you. (Above. It is right there above. Did you not see it?)


But a couple of Tips to the best journalist of his (or her!) generation:

1) Make sure you spell your target's name right.

2) Do not announce to your target that you are "doing an exposé" on them. Instead, use more subtle terminology, such as "We are investigating your corrupt practices for a hit piece that will destroy you and your ilk for all time. Thank you so much for your cooperation, and have a great day!"

3) Make use of reliable inside-journalism sources like Wikipedia or an Ouija board to do basic fact checking.

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