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Emma Stone, Tom Graeff, Sideboob, And All The Donald Sterling You Can Handle In These Happy Nice Time Links

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We've got so very very much happiness in these Happy links for you today.


You should really watch Emma Stone murder Jimmy Fallon in a lip sync contest.

Jon Stewart explored just how racist Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling are.

You can also too watch Seth Myers get in on the Donald Sterling action.

After all that Sterling funtime, you can read all about how the NBA has banned Sterling for life, probably because they hate freedom.

We've got a longread about cult filmmaker Tom Graeff that you should really check out.

Have lazy grandchildren? Have you considered calling the cops on them?

We did a super mega wrap up of some things from the Tribeca Film Festival that you should read so you sound smart among all your artsy friends.

If you want to sound smart around your science friends, read our Cosmos recap!

It's Willie Nelson's birthday! Maybe! Or it could be tomorrow. Either way, we covered it.

Give or take, we figure the illustrious Thought Catalog has published 1000 pieces by sadmad Men's Rights Activists, so we celebrated by writing about today's piece.

Ain't never gonna give sideboob up.

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so still young well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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