- Why would Obama rather surf in beachy Hawaii and be President than live in Nairobi with his brother in a subprime lean-to? [Marc Ambinder]
- Embarrassing reggaeton musical act "Daddy Yankee" endorses McCain, at one of Cindy's 11 high schools. [The Caucus]
- Joe Biden admired notable racist Strom Thurmond for his mysterious and fashionable hair. [Ben Smith]
- A bunch of losers Photoshop a button for Obama because they are too sad not to. [Huffington Post]
- "Barack Obama" is a fictional character created by Aaron Sorkin and he is played by Martin Sheen. [Ezra Klein]
- Dick Cheney is having his own Convention! In Azerbaijan, with Foreigns! [Matthew Yglesias]
- Joe Biden told his wealthy lobbyist son Hunter Biden to cut it out with the wealth and the lobbying. [Fresh Intelligence]
