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English Wingnuts Protect Their Beloved Land From 'Mosque' That Actually Was A KFC

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From Merrie Olde Englande comes this bit of costly stupid:


A documentary is set to reveal on Monday how UK police spent £500,000 ($852,000) to control an English Defense League (EDL) far-Right protest against a planned mosque, which happened to be a KFC fast-food branch.

The BBC documentary, “Police Under Pressure,” documents how false rumors were spread that a pub was to be turned into a mosque, resulting in the protest in the city of Sheffield.

OK, but isn't the real story here that no mosque was in fact built, and so the xenophobic wingnuts of the EDL saved their city from the horrors of Creeping and Extra Crispy Sharia Law? Why don't the media recognize the good these fine yobs have done, instead of criticizing and disparaging, eh, wot?

This is not the first time that EDL supporters have slightly missed the thread on who or what to hate -- there's the geniuses who complained that the Royal Pavillion in Brighton, built in 1811 for King George IV, was an enormous mosque that belonged in Saudi, not England. And there's the ongoing freakout about halal meat, which the idiots fear will secretly sneak Islam into the food supply, because you might catch Sharia from eating chicken that someone muttered a prayer over. When you're too vile even for Pam Geller, you really need to rethink your priorities.

Spokesmen for the EDL were unavailable to comment on the new documentary as they were busy ensuring a World Cup win for their beloved England by burning down a terrorist training camp cleverly disguised as a Pakistani-owned daycare.

[Al Arabiya via alert Wonkette Operative "L.Z."]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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