Eric Ueland, Frist's Perky Boy Friday

Eric Ueland, chief of staff for Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, gets a happy, if random, handjob in today's WaPo. What we learned: he shows up to work at 7 a.m. (Welcome to the club.) He leaves work after 8 p.m. (Welcome to the club.) Notable quotable:

"I am so pumped every morning when I walk in and look up at the Capitol dome," he said.
From what little we could glean, we like him: we expect him to say fratboyish things like "Dude! I am so fucking amped about this legislation!" and "Bro, the Smith Point pitchers are on me!"

A Detail Guy With a Broad Perspective [WaPo]


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