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Why won't Barack Obama let The Troops who liberated Haiti from Hugo Chavez's earthquake machine fly the Stars and Stripes? [ The Corner ]
NASA discovered a delightful popcorn shrimp frolicking 600 feet below Antarctica. [ The Daily Dish ]
Here is some horrifying footage of Barbara Boxer's cap and trade-powered Zeppelin carpet bombing the quiet streets of Malibu with taxes and unspeakable electric bills. [ The Caucus ]
After reading the entire Internet, The Simon Wiesenthal Center for Tolerance has concluded that 9/11 furry conspiracies are more popular (and hurtful) than ever. [ AMERICAblog ]
Ken Layne explains to some dandy "editor-in-chief ofReasonmagazine" that Ron Paul will not give him baskets of golden buttplugs for his savings. [ True/Slant ]