Donald Trump, being a total freaking lunatic himself, has captured the hearts and minds of fringe conspiracy theorists across the internet. Alex Jones, a man who believes that the government is making kids gay with some kind of chemical they are putting in juice boxes, is now practically mainstream thanks to the Orange One, and I don't think any of us really saw that coming, ever.

HOWEVER, not all of the OMG Fluoride crowd is buying into the Donald. At least one valiant man, The Vigilant Christian, is pretty sure that Donald Trump is totally in cahoots with the Illuminati, just like Lady Gaga and Beyoncé. Go figure! And, from what we can see by the comments on this video about how Donald Trump is in the Illuminati, he will be very, very upset if you do not acknowledge the TRUTH he brings you.

Ok, so these Illuminati people think that the Illuminati use special hand signals in public to signify their allegiance to said Illuminati. Often in the form of the "666 sign" which looks suspiciously like the gesture for "OK." Like, exactly like it. Literally the exact same gesture, which, SURELY, is a sign of the Illuminati's influence upon the world. They do this regularly, in public, and in music videos, because apparently they aren't good enough at being a secret organization, that they all constantly throw Illuminati gang signs that are easily spotted by weirdos on YouTube. Why? No one is even sure, maybe Satan makes them do this.

Anyway, according to this dude, Donald Trump is in the Illuminati (because hand signs) and also Alex Jones has now joined the Illuminati, or was maybe in the Illuminati all along but was set up to . Hillary Clinton is also in the Illuminati and she worships Lucifer. Which is a thing that people do. And he's a shill and she's a shill and Alex Jones is a shill, and probably we are also shills and ONLY THIS GUY KNOWS IT. It is a regular shill game!

What do you think it is like to be this person? It seems exhausting. I am pretty sure Donald Trump is evil, but for reasons other than his hand gestures.


Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse


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