Even First Daughters Get the Blues

A Wonkette operative writes that Jenna Bush was, if not drowning her sorrows last night, then at least taking them out for a swim. She was spotted at the felicitously monickered Bourbon restaurant in Glover Park. Reports our operative:

She ate dinner (surprisingly not all liquid) on the front patio with a dark haired friend. Apparently, Jenna enjoys white wine. She looked hot--thinner than I expected, and wearing a white shirt and brown pants. After appearing to know half of the people in the bar, she and her friend were eventually joined by a shaggy-haired guy, and their graphic discussions of "playing the field" (sadly) ended. Nothing like knowing that even a First Daughter gets screwed over by guys.
Yes, but then, strangely, they are never heard from again...

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