Even The Most Minor Joys Elude Ben Bernanke

While the economy continued to melt down over the weekend, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke spent a few hours hiding from his life at a Washington Nationals baseball game! Alas, he could not escape his horrible, horrible sadness: "Like at every other professional sporting event, a couple minutes is devoted to throwing out free t-shirts and Ben went after a free t-shirt last night like a man possessed. I have rarely seen such intensity in the eyes of a human being. ...Yet, the look of agony upon Ben's face when the t-shirt slipped through his finger tips struck me as odd." It's just one thing after another for this guy, right? [The Foodandbeermonger]

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