Even The Symbolism In The Sad Tale Of Blaggy Is Despicable
Ole Blaggy is literally signing bills over Abraham Lincoln's dead body, in Springfield! [ Top of the Ticket ]
Throwy Journalist is being held in Camp Cropper right now, where he is maybe being tortured. [ Crooks and Liars ]
Socks the Cat is dying of cancer, making him the only occupant of the Clinton White House that Obama will not bringing back. [ NY Daily News ]
Paul Wolfowitz is an adult retard who can neither fill up his car with gas nor nation-build correctly. [ Yeas and Nays ]
Prostitute- and irony-enthusiast Eliot Spitzer attended Slate 's fancy contrarian holiday party at a whorehouse formerly called Happy Ending. [ HuffPost ]