Everybody Sign The Glenn Beck Petition!
Fat racist queer-sandwich Glenn Beck islosing all of the sponsors for his Fox television show, "The Fat Racist Queer-Sandwich Hour With Glenn Beck." Will you stand for this? Who is going to provide the intellectual counterpoint to Obama, if his carcinogenic show about nothing, that no one actually watches, disappears? Sign this petition to "Support Glenn Beck and His Values and Principles." It's on the Internet as we speak! UPDATE: War over, we win, stop signing.
We've tested the waters, and the petition seems quite receptive to all sorts of signatures:
Maybe, if you have the time this afternoon, some of you Wonketteers could support Glenn Beck with your name and a special comment? You don't have to verify e-mail addresses...