Everyone In DC To Die Of Pig Flu, Too

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Here's Joe Biden this morning telling us all that we're going to die if we travel in confined spaces (2:35 in). Hooray! And better yet, the swine flu has finally "come home" to our nation's capital, Washington, after some slob at the World Bank (*shakes fist at World Bank*) went to Mexico, fucked a pig, and came back to our fairest city with this Pig AIDS. So hey people in DC, liquidate yr bank accounts and buy booze and we'll hold a big orgy on the Mall tonight before we all die tomorrow. On the upside, this will fix the economy! The death of all humans, that is. [AP]

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