Everyone In Georgetown Rapidly Dying From Death Disease

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A fancy Georgetown University student has S.O.S.ed about a new plague in the school's rich fat cat neighborhood, far beyond the reach of the Metro: "A message from officials at Georgetown now confirms that the campus is just riddled with sickness. We're all infected with norovirus, a flu thing that is caused by 'fecal contamination' and is highly contagious!" Oh well how does John McCain feel now about hisinsult to Georgetown yesterday hmm? Does he think it's funny that this could spread from campus and GEORGE WILL COULD DIE FROM THE AIDS CANCER AT A COCKTAIL PARTY?


Here is the opening of the important public service announcement from Georgetown where hundreds of people are probably dying as we type this:

This morning the District of Columbia Department of Health (DOH) informed Georgetown University officials that initial test results indicate that the recent gastrointestinal illnesses affecting Georgetown students is caused by norovirus, which means it can be spread from person to person.

The announcement links to a CDC information page about norovirus, which tells us about "virus transmission." It is disgusting:

Noroviruses are transmitted primarily through the fecal-oral route, either by consumption of fecally contaminated food or water or by direct person-to-person spread.

Jesus, we've all told Georgetown brats to "eat shit and die" at some point or another, but who knew they'd actually do it?

Message from the Vice President for Student Affairs [Georgetown]

Norovirus: Technical Fact Sheet [CDC]

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