Ex-Smoker Obama Turns Into Giant Smoking Scold


God, Obama, stop being a dick. We get it, you are all perfect and no longer smoke because you are "scared of your wife" (pussy). Does that mean you have to march up to people and be all "I hope you quit smoking," no it does not shut up Jesus. That man is a grown man, perfectly capable of making his own decisions, and you are not Anjelica Huston playing that guy's mother, Etheline Tenenbaum, and saying "Well I think you should quit."


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