EXCLUSIVE: BARACK OBAMA PICKS WALTER MONDALE FOR VEEP
Wonkette's associate editor -- me! -- has received his text message from Barack Obama before anyone else and can exclusively report that Minnesota's Walter Mondale, who may or may not be alive, will become America's second black vice president. WHERE IZ MY REPORTIN ACCOLADES BABY? Wait...Walter Mondale? Oh. Oh fuck you, Layne.