EXCLUSIVE! I Was A Member of Scooter Libby's Chain Gang

Whos The HottieWe all are still waiting for the solution to the biggest mystery of Scooter Libby's indictment: Who's the hottie!? And does Scooter still get a, uhm, ride to work from her? Drop us a line if you know the identity of the Woman in Red (send to ), and please tell us where she got those shoes.

Libby may be an enigma in many ways, but he clearly favors redheads. There's Junior Miss Briefcase and Lloyd Grove reports that Libby was once spotted at a Bloomberg WHCD after-party "trying to persuade Maureen Dowd to join him in doing tequila shots." Must not have been trying very hard. Also, thanks to a personal waiver (he said something about "It's October, and the Fleischers are turning..."), I can now reveal that not only did Libby try to persuade me to do a tequila shot at the 2005 Bloomberg party, but he actually succeeded! Didn't even have to rely on false intelligence to do it. Of course, he probably thought I was Maureen Dowd. Hey, she seems to be mentioned a lot lately. Does she have a book coming out or something?

UPDATE: As to Lloyd's other Libby revelation, that in his novel he writes:

"At age 10 the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."
No, he didn't try to get me to have sex with Karl Rove.

Writer told to take this Jobs and shove it (second item) {NYDN]


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