On his second day of work as cohost of Fox's hip edgy programme for yutes, "The Five," former Bill O'Reilly sidekick Jesse Watters did not make a joke about how he wished to stick his dick into Ivanka Trump's very pretty mouth. (Unlike Steve Bannon, who merely asked, "The little guy. He wouldn't be fucking the Jew's wife, would he?")

The next day, it was announced Watters would go on vacation with his family.

They found a guy's head in the desert, did you know that?

Sad.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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