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EXCLUSIVE Video Tour of Bristol Palin's Foreclosed Stucco Dump

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Oh good gravy, one of those celebrity teevee shows has an EXCLUSIVE video of somebody walking around while Bristol 'n Tripp show off the empty foreclosed Arizona exurban cotton-field end-of-the-highway stucco box that shebought with CA$H because people have given her hundreds of thousands of dollars for managing to get pregnant as a teenager while being Sarah Palin's daughter. YOU JUST TRY that, and then let's see who laughs. It takes talent to be born into that snowbilly grifter family!


We are posting this because it will get 5,000 page views and we will earn about seven dollars, maybe, because AOL has yet to visit with its checkbook, yet, so we must still post enough vile political-celebrity-nobody things about the Palins to keep up with the Pulitzer of the Internet, the Huffington Post/America Online. Here, watch this and then try to tell yourself you feel like you used that time well:

God. So tired of this. [E!/Politico via the abusive Juli Weiner]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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