Famous for Little Rock: El Cid, Swamp Thing

Our far-flung correspondents continue their stalking of the formerly powerful:

Walking down President Clinton Way, in the River Market District of Little Rock, passed by Sid Blumenthal and James Carville. Starry-eyed Arkansans were stopping them every 20 yards or so, trying to shake the hand of someone moderately famous. Carville’s a lot skinnier in person than on TV. Same street, three minutes later, Ron Reagan walked by, getting the same looks of wonderment from passersby.
First of all: President Clinton Way? We're guessing that it veers to the right even as signs point left. Second of all: Arkansans express "wonderment" at all male ballet dancers. Then they pound the shit out of them.

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