Fear Of Death Excellent Motivator In 'Curing' President's Trans Nanny

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Proving that harrassment and fear of death can be excellent motivators, Uganda-style, in curing the twin Evils of Ghey and Unnatural, the Muslim Indonesian President Barack Noobama's onetime nanny, in Indonesia, where he was born, has disavowed her cross-dressing "lifestyle," because of Murder. In an interview that will surely hearten those who know such un-Godly behaviors can be cured by praying hard enough and/or marrying Michele Bachmann, the president's former caretaker, Evie, explained how she came toturn her life around:


The turning point came when she found a transgender friend’s bloated body floating in a backed-up sewage canal two decades ago. She grabbed all her girlie clothes in her arms and stuffed them into two big boxes. Half-used lipstick, powder, eye makeup - she gave them all away.

"I knew in my heart I was a woman, but I didn’t want to die like that," says Evie, now 66, her lips trembling slightly as the memories flood back. "So I decided to just accept it. ... I’ve been living like this, a man, ever since."

[...] The threat of violence is very real: Indonesia’s National Commission for Human Rights receives about 1,000 reports of abuses per year, ranging from murder and rape to the disruption to group activities. Worldwide, at least one person is killed every other day, according to the Trans Murder Monitoring Project, which collects homicide reports.

Evie cared for eight-year-old Barack, taking him to and from his extremist madrassa and playing with him "patiently," according to neighbors. She told the AP she hoped he would fight for people like her.

The White House had no comment.

[AP]

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