Feeling McCain's Pain
Sure, he was a prisoner of war, but even the Vietnamese gave John McCain more room to maneuver than the tight little space he's boxed himself into by trying to both condemn the SBVFT ads and campaign for Bush. It's almost like he's talking out of both sides of his mouth, only his mouth doesn't really open that big. Seriously: Poor guy. First Bush fucks him and then he kisses him.
Hey, remember that Simpson's episode where Homer sublimates his anger and it builds until he gets a boil on his neck? Good thing McCain doesn't really have much of a neck.
I Am Furious Yellow [TV Tome]