Ferguson Goes Nuts Again, It's All Jake Tapper's Fault

If you were watching cable teevee Monday night around 11 ET, you got to see a completely baffling sight. After several hours of peaceful protests, police suddenly took up defensive positions -- "a wall of law enforcement officers 60 wide and five deep," asNBC News put it -- that seemed to come virtually out of nowhere. On CNN, Jake Tapper expressed the basic what-the-fuckness of the situation as well as anyone:

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