Donate

Fidel Castro Endorses Mitt Romney, Apparently

News

Retired Cuban dictator and longtime U.S.-affairs pundit Fidel Castro has just totally had it with this smarmy, smooth-talking Nobama dude, so in a surprise move he took to his weekly column in Granma to declare his support for, uh, the "robot" candidate. WILL THIS HURT MITT ROMNEY IN FLORIDA?


"Isn't the worst part that there isn't even a robot in the White House who could run the U.S. and prevent a war that would end our species?" Castro asked in his column.

Castro then argued that 90 percent of Americans would vote for the robot over any current candidate.

[Village Voice]

Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc